I wouldn’t turn down a trip to Paris if I were any of these folks either, let’s get real. Additionally: Can we talk about Jennifer Lawrence’s habitual absence from any Dior events? I’m sure she’s not contractually obligated to attend, or she would — she has in the past, most notably when they forced her to wear this, which is perhaps why she never goes anymore. Frankly, if I were in charge of Dior, I’d expect a slightly better attendance record from people I’m giving MILLLLLLLIONS of dollars to, but obviously no one at Dior is asking me about ANYTHING.

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