“THAT’S RIGHT, RUNWAY HACKS, I AM BACK, LIKE A BIG MAC ATTACK, EXCEPT WITH MONTEREY JACK, AND ALSO WITHOUT THE SESAME SEEDS. BUT MY SPECIAL SAUCE IS BOSS, TWICE A DAY I FLOSS, I’M SLICK LIKE A WINKLEVOSS, AND MY CLOTHES ARE ON KARLIE KLOSS, SO┬áIF YOU DON’T WANT TO WEAR THEM THEN IT’S YOUR DAGGUM LOSS.”

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