This fete was hosted by Entertainment Weekly, and let me tell you, no array of professional outfits so aptly earned being stamped with the letters “EW” in our lightboxes. There are some regular and/or decent outfits from this party that you’ll see later, but please, wade into the muck with me now. This site’s whole reason for being is stuff like this. Note: A couple of these aren’t as bad as the rest, but you know. Lines needed to be drawn.

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