Just as an FYI….my definition of “pattern” in this post is fluid at best. But gird your loins for stripes! Florals! Dots! A chevron here and there! A pastie made of sequins! SLEEVES! A variety of people from teen shows of yore, including ones who used to date! Plus, a Viking Helmet! (No, for real.)

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