Your boy Bumblechops Cuddlybear was photographed running down the street carrying the head of his furry suit, which appears to have… fur that approximates the location of underpants? I would like this to be a slice of his real life, so give it to me on this slow post-holiday Tuesday: What’s going on here? Wrong answers only! (If you want the right one, it’s here. But don’t let facts hold you back.)

[Photo: Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/Getty]
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