Just look at this bastion of boring. HOW TEPID. Lady Lukewarm, coming in temperate. Gosh, if ONLY there were more sparkle and dazzle and swirl, and good lipstick, and hair, and general Mirrenness, and…
… sigh, I can’t even keep up the sarcastic pretense. Her glam is apparently in infinite supply. If only she could loan it out, like a library. Rent the Mirrenness. I would pay.
* Ugh, apparently it’s D&G, so even Helen is not immune to their resurgence. HELEN. You can be glorious in other things!
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