First, please join me in offering up a pray to the gods of costumed events that Heidi Klum never returns to that one dark year that she allowed herself to be sponsored by and that her Halloween-loving brain is currently working on MAD OVERTIME thinking about what she’s going to wear on the 31st. (Being famous for your amazing Halloween costumes must be stressful; how do you top yourself every year?) This WOULD explain why she’s gone out with pirate shoes on over her pajamas.

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