I will admit, I’m not super stoked about Anne Hathaway hosting the Oscars this year — she came off REALLY smug and snooty in that EW cover story on Love and Other Drugs, and I can only imagine what this gig is going to yield. But at least she’ll probably look good doing it.
This is pretty. She’s looking a little scary-slender in this angle, but I probably would be, too, if I were promoting a movie where I was naked all the time, because I’m sure there would be all kinds of There’s A Boom Mic Up In My Business flashbacks and residual Oh God, What Are My Thighs Doing, not to mention some lingering nervousness about Sweet God Was That Air On My Genitals?!? So I understand. And maybe I only like this because I didn’t really a lot of the other stuff she’s worn recently, including this:
If this had been her eighth grade spring dance, and she was waiting here for Billy Nelson to ask her to dance to a Jonas Brothers song, then it would be okay. But she’s not, it’s not, and what’s more, Billy Nelson is totally going to be out back sneaking a cigarette during the Jonas Brothers portion of the evening so give up the ghost, Anne, and go get some punch.