When I stumbled upon Alec Baldwin’s latest attempt at coiffure, I was going to fug it plain. Then I realized digging through the photo archives for a little sashay down memory lane would be so much more fun. Warning: This slideshow ends somewhere adjacent to the Kingdom of Bieber. It’s alarming and I couldn’t send you there without forewarning. Brandish your liquid courage and let’s get going.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]