With all due respect to Natasha, without whom we would have had no theme song to The Hills, and therefore would never have known when we were supposed to be communicating with people only via wordless, meaningful glances, how is she still getting invited to stuff?

I presume it’s not because the music industry is continuing to look for ways to honor her for contributing the brutal ear-worm that accompanies a local ad for Morongo, a Southern Californian Indian casino that helpfully anagrams (not even) to “Moron, go!” which is truly what the ad is telling you,  when you get right down to it. Are they perhaps forcing her go to the Grammys to ANTONE for that? Because that WOULD explain the dress.

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