So this poorly recycled scarf isn’t technically as naked as Shantel VanSanten’s dress, but I didn’t realize until I really LOOKED at it that we’re getting an extremely saucy peek. Does this stuff not stress them out? Or do a lot of actor feel like their crotches are just like noses, where, okay, no one WANTS people staring right up there but if it happens in the course of life then no big deal? I would have spent this entire night pretty sure I couldn’t sit or move, which I guess is just one reason of a million that I am not a celebrity. But for real, this tissue-thin thing doesn’t seem like an outfit anyone should wear in the real world. It’s for a photo shoot, when you’re caught in the wind, or on runway when you’re making your own.

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