I promised it would come, and here it is: I delved into our subscription’s archives, which sadly are very limited in the 2000-2002 range (and there’s nothing from before that), and pulled out the very worst Globes outfits I found there. Things were SO BLEAK in olden times. It’s quite amazing. The Stylist Revolution has yielded higher highs, and perfectly low lows, but can they get any dumber than some of these? Lara Flynn Boyle in the tutu, anyone?