If the world was ending
Would you wear this blight?
Would you wear it and pretend it’s right?
Would you buy a shirt to go with it,
Or let your sports bra make the statement?
If the world was ending
Would this be your plight?
Would you don overalls without a fight?
Would we hurl around the paintball ammo
To justify the multi-colored camo.
If the world was ending
Would you wear this blight?
Would you look a fright?
For one night?
… Nope.
