I love how dramatic movie titles sound in other languages, although I REALLY love it when it’s not a direct translation. This one seems pretty close and might be how I refer to the movie forever. DIE NACKTE KANNON has a real ring to it and also if I were Nick Cannon I’d get it tattooed somewhere. Anyway, I don’t actually think anything is going on between Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, but that they’re more than happy to let people think there might be, so some of the press tour pics look a bit like Mom and Dad taking a photo at the school silent auction.
Or, Mom and Dad posing for the photographer at your rehearsal dinner. It’s a nice vibe for them. Pam Anderson has dated AND married her share of toxic men, and had a maybe-romantic fixation on Julian Assange?!? I don’t know quite what to make of Liam Neeson — his social views section on Wikipedia ends with a racist story from 40 years ago that he famously told in 2019 to the horror of many, and I hope his assertions that he sought help and does not associate with that mindset anymore are true. If she’s gonna date, it needs to be a GOOD egg this time, please.
