LOURDES: Remind me again why we needed this chick?
MADONNA: Because, Lola, she serves a very distinct purpose.
LOURDES: What is that? To make my ripped tights look comparatively hip and beautiful?
MADONNA: No, sweetie. To make America suck on it. Who’s the freaky one NOW, bitches?
LOURDES: Interesting. Although frankly I think she’s–
MADONNA: THAT’S RIGHT, I am the demure one in this photograph. EAT IT, judgmental public!