I’m sure there are clothes on Kristen’s body, but I can’t get past what’s happening to her face.

It’s not just me, right? That is a terrible makeup job. Her eyes look tiny and everything else is too rouged. Plus, her bangs are doing that awkward theater-curtain thing where you wonder if they’ve been forcibly parted because intermission is over and Act Two needs to start. Kristen Wiig is a really pretty lady. How was this allowed to happen to her head?

I’m also not wild about the giant clown bow-tie, but that’s the least of the problems. And no, I never thought I would type the preceding sentence and have it be true. Who knew?

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