This was described in a release as being pants and a bodysuit, which is useful, because I would’ve assumed it was a jumpsuit.
But that just means that instead of gritting my teeth at a jumpsuit, I get to grit my teeth at a pair of pants. Those are truly unflattering on her. They make her look squat and puffy, like she’s in the middle of being inflated. Beyond that, I hope this came for instructions on how to take a bathroom break. Mankind’s greatest mystery, aside from world peace and aliens and whatnot, is why anyone without an adult diaper would willingly imprison their bladder thusly. Perhaps I just answered my own question; maybe a slice of Depends comes standard.
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