I sincerely don’t know what is going on here with Katie Holmes:
But maybe someone should have told Katie Holmes that they re-made Alice in Wonderland just last year.
That being said, if she’s at a place in her career where she’s trying to convince people to cast her in iconic roles simply by prancing around town already decked out in full costume, then I have some suggestions for her — suggestions that, obviously, stem solely from the fact that I’d like to see her try to pull off the following looks while waiting at the valet stand outside Nobu for her car:
- The Wicked Witch of the West
- Eleanor of Aquitaine (the imprisoned years)
- Basketball coach Rick Pitino
- artist Salvador Dali
- Dawson Leery
- The Virgin Mary
And I’d argue that the photo after the jump means she’s ALSO trying to land herself a gig on Pretty Little Liars
Does she not look like the spitting image of Blind, Evil Jenna? If Blind, Evil Jenna had just come back from an epic shopping trip designed to locate the world’s most elderly pair of leather pants, anyway.
[Photos by Splash]