Yay, it’s Friday! Please have a cocktail for us. Note! The SAGs are on Sunday, and we’ll be live-blogging the red carpet HERE at GFY, starting at 3pm Pacific. Come on by!

– Kate Middleton has been anointed something called HAT PERSON OF THE YEAR. (Fashion Etc)

– I don’t think I need to tell you any thing beyond this headline: The Most Ridiculous Science Fiction Plots From Actual Soap Operas. (i09)

– The New York Times takes an interesting look at how Esquire pulled themselves together when other magazines totally went to pot. (NYT)

These Puritan baby names are amazing. “Wrestling Brewster” sounds like a kick! (The Hairpin)

– I am really scared that this Ferris Bueller Super Bowl ad is going to suck. If it does, Broderick, I will….SPEAK HARSHLY ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET! (Lainey)

– Speaking of Bowls, the starting line-up for the Puppy Bowl has been announced! (HuffPo)

– The most alarming thing about this report that Jon Hamm has given up drinking is that his usual drink used to be a MIDORI SOUR? JON. Please. You are a grown man. (Celebitchy)

– This is amazing: the National Gallery of Victoria reported a piece of art stolen….twelve years after the fact. They thought it was just misplaced. FOR TWELVE YEARS? (Time)

– Star Market asks: is it over for Katherine Heigl?  The answer is brutal. (NY Mag)

Take a look at these pretty pretty houses of famous famous authors. Dibs on the Wharton estate. (Flavorwire)