First of all, please vote in the Golden Globes Best/Worst poll – the truth will out!

– Also, yes, we have seen the Rachel Bilson Hart of Dixie Funny or Die video. It’s cute! And pretty secretly mean to Mischa Barton, which sort of confirms to me that Josh Schwartz is not a fan of the Barton. (Funny or Die)

– Do you miss Sassy? So do we. Casey over at Good. Food. Stories. scanned and uploaded the archive of their Eat This pages, including an awesome one in which Sonic Youth’s Kim Gordon suggests a taco recipe in which you BUTTER the taco. BUTTER. God, we love butter. [Good. Food. Stories.]

– FASCINATORS HAVE BEEN BANNED AT ASCOT! Stop the presses, Ascot has a new dress code. (HuffPo)

Lainey discusses the Michelle Williams GQ story. I kind of can’t believe they talked her into that Maxim-y cover, myself. (Lainey)

An interesting read about Hollywood’s “Power Stylists,” especially in this awards season. (New York Times)

–  Wow, these stills from the Tim Burton Dark Shadows are….interesting. Johnny looks extremely cartoon-y. He also, by the way, is single now! (Celebitchy)

– Vulture spoofed some “For Your Consideration” ads, with hilarious results. (NY Mag)

– A school in Utah has decided not to name its mascot “Cougar,” so as not to offend old ladies on the prowl. No, seriously. (Time)

– Can we interest you in some literature-inspired nail art? I’ve got Bartleby the Scrivener on my fingers right now!! (Flavorwire)

– This is a fascinating article on the Olympics of orchids. (Smithsonian)

–  I am really over the “Sh*t ___ Say” thing, but “Sh*t Dowager Countesses Say” feels like a nice capper to the trend. She is divine. (Vulture)

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for….in other movie clips? This is pretty awesome. (Vimeo)