Okay, we’re officially at the gap in my pop culture knowledge: Housewives of Wherever and their televisual cohorts. Well, there are probably several other gaps, actually, but this is the one glaring at me the hardest right now. Looking at the folder of pictures from the Bravo event, I was like, “Wow, I know who… MAYBE five of you are, period.” So let’s see how this goes. I might just have to start inventing things.

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