Mad Men has been off the air 17 months. You could have met someone, dated for six months, run off to Vegas, got pregnant, and had a baby in that time. And you know they’re not going to do a Previously On, because that’s how Matthew Weiner rolls. I totally forgot that CHARACTER X has XYZ happening to her until I read it in an EW blurb. (See how I didn’t spoil those of you who didn’t spent the last 17 months catching up?). I’m going to be so confused. At least they’re all so good-looking:

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