Shall we check in with The Knightley? I just decided to call her that. It sounds like an upscale hotel. “Stay the Night at The Knightley.” “Enjoy The Knightley’s patented caviar facial in the privacy of your Infinity Suite. Just $1250 from now until Arbor Day.” “Stay Through Tuesday at The Knightley and Get Monday Night Free!” Right?
So let’s check in: