Let’s discuss a few things: 1) Not EVERY series finale novel needs to be split in half for the movie, because 2) not every series finale novel is as substantial as Deathly Hallows was, and thus 3) it’s so unlikely this movie will be any good, because did you READ the last half of that book? Much less the FIRST HALF? OY, and 4) I have the same issues with rumors that Mockingjay — a.k.a. the third Hunger Games book — will also be split in half. The last third of that one feels like she wrote it in three days under tight deadline. (And possibly under the influence of Theraflu.) Can we please stop this trend?

Okay. Thank you. I needed to get that off my chest. Now let’s relax with some men in suits.

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