I know, I know. I never really figured out the point of Christina Milian, who is a singer-turned-actress-turned-host-turned-reality-show-star, never having really made her mark at any of the first three. But it’s Slim Pickings out there right now. Holiday long weekends are when all our photo services take photos of random women I’ve never heard of, with either European or Russian names, “performing hot bikini shoot on the beach” or somesuch, and in THAT battle of Please Notice Me, Christina Milian wins every time.

[Photos: Splash]