I’m assuming this week’s GOOP will be all about cool ways to spend less than $450,000 on your First Communion.

But, psst, I’m not sure Christ is down with his newcomers bringing both nip and navel with them to the altar (WHY can I see them here?). I’m also pretty sure there’s a verse somewhere in which J.C. complains to John about mock turtlenecks — something about “be not tempted to mimic the nape-draperies of college football coaches.” Trust.

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