A series of status updates from Byrdie Bell’s Facebook page:
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“Byrdie Bell at Social Network premiere and Justin Timberlake is wearing glasses!” (1 hour ago)
“Byrdie Bell is at the open bar and just noticed Adrien Brody looking super creepy. Shocker.” (45 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell is in the bathroom it’s so nice in here!!!!” (37 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell just realized one of her heels poked through the bottom of her pants ha ha ha guess I can’t return them oops!!!” (36 minute ago)
“Byrdie Bell is resting her fingers because these pants take ten hours to undo.” (35 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell wants to punch this bathroom stall” (31 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell broke a nail” (29 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell god this is taking forevs, now i have to tuck in my shirt and button my pants, why did I wear this outfit with its stupid-ass demon pants WHY WHY.” (25 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell SWEET JESUS IT DIDN’T TUCK IN RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO UNDO THE PANTS AGAIN OMG DIE PANTS DIE.” (20 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell is considering leaving her pants undone the rest of the night” (17 minutes ago) 
“Byrdie Bell broke two more nails death to brocade gut-chafing pants DEATH” (15 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell seriously who let me out of the house in these you are fired whoever you are” (13 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell is considering leaving her shirt untucked the rest of the night.” (11 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell NEVER MIND VICTORY IT WORKED.” (7 minutes ago)
“Byrdie Bell fingers paralyzed can brly type buttons killed i quit pants.” (2 minutes ago)
Tags: PANTS WHAT
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