Oh, Shailene. Don’t give up YET.
You’re young. Unlike with us, Intern George will probably return your phone calls. And your Secret Life contract won’t last forever. There are, after all, only so many times your character can cycle through the same sexual drama with the same bouffanted boys whose sperm has a surreal potency. Although, actually Bold and the Beautiful has existed FOREVER based on one character cycling through the same sexual drama with the same semi-bouffanted men whose sperm has a surreal potency, so… Let’s set that argument aside, and instead just lament that you’re wearing a satin pot pourri sack, and then ball it up and shove it back in your drawer to scent up your unmentionables and never discuss it again.
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