KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Damn it, Kim.
KIM KARDASHIAN: What?
KOURTNEY: Why are you dressed like a character in a Jackie Collins novel?
KIM: That was on our call sheet for today! It’s Dress Like a Jackie Collins Novel day. Today IS Wednesday, right?
KOURTNEY: NO. Today is FRIDAY.
KIM: OH. Furs and Head-Scarves Day.
KOURTNEY: DUH, Kim.
KIM: My bad. Well, I AM wearing fur. Don’t I look GLAM?
KOURTNEY: And I look like one of Rachel Zoe’s cast-offs. We’re always supposed to MATCH, Kim.
KIM: BOOOORING.
KOURTNEY: I hate you.
