“I know,” Kris Jenner said, bolting upright in her bed late Sunday night, clutching her nightgown with glee. “AT LAST I have a use for Scott, other than occasionally allowing him to be the most practical person on Kim and the Other One Take Over Somewhere, blowing everyone’s mind.” She poked the cryogenically preserved form of Bruce Jenner next to her. “Wake up, Bruce. I need you to write this down:”

Game of Thrones. Season Three. SCOTT IS COMING.”

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]