Jennette McCurdy is, apparently, in the show iCarly – a show I am proud to say I have never seen, which is not something I can say very often about anything.

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She’s certainly a cute girl — which, admittedly, is something that can be said about, oh, 99% of Hollywood —  and now that I’ve read on Wikipedia that her iCarly character is “aggressive and lazy,” I kind of feel some friendly kinship towards her. HOWEVER: GIRL. WHAT. Leggings + feather skirt+ blazer + an American apparel tee = I AM SO CONFUSED BY YOUR VISION HERE. Are you in costume as a business casual ostrich? Because if not: DON’T.