Good morning, Fug Nation. I present yo you Swedish singer Robyn, who is having a rough day.
See, she was sleeping in her pajama leggins and massive Police Academy bra (yeah, that movie was just on, and I watched, WHAT OF IT?), but she heard a noise out by the trash cans. But she couldn’t find her robe, so instead, she belted Grandma’s bingo kimono before stepping into her gardening clogs and grabbing her log purse as a weapon, and — well, you know where this is going. The moral of the story is, never go outside without housekeys if you’re not COMPLETELY sure the Keebler elves who live in your handbag are with you, and not inside your house laughing as they flip the deadbolt.