Say what you will about Miss Sienna Miller — I used to hate her, and now I feel sort of pleasantly neutral about her, the way I feel about, say, nutmeg — but this picture is kind of charming:
Given the items she’s holding, you’d think she was really stoked to be graduating with honors from Pine Cone Academy for Food Pyramid Mastery. It makes me consider being somewhat more charitable toward the rest of this:
Just kidding! It’s like this whole look was conceived as a Salute to Hips, and while I like hips — I like mine, I like yours, and I like Shakira’s, as I understand that they, much like George Washington, can not tell a lie — it is a rare woman indeed who wakes up and thinks, “I’m getting an award for my management skills tonight. I wonder how WIDE I make my midsection look! NO. NO, wait! I’m going to envision an entire LOOK that’s designed to make people stare at my middle! IT’S GOING TO BE GROUNDBREAKING!” I mean, let’s get real: Sienna’s a dish. And if I can’t seem to keep my eyes on her face, there’s something of a misstep happening. Am I right?