DEMI MOORE: TOLDJA the stocking cap wasn’t going to help your hair situation! IT RARELY DOES. UP HIGH, KUTCHER!
ASHTON KUTCHER: Leave me alone.
DEMI: It’s a good thing you’re pretty cute to begin with. Or I might leave you for Justin Bieber. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Get it?
DEMI: Because he’s so YOUNG.
ASHTON: I get it, Demi.
DEMI: Oh, honey, snap out of it. Just tell everyone the hat and the hair are for a role and then FIND A ROLE.
ASHTON: You’re kind of a genius. A pretty genius.
DEMI; Never let it be said that I can’t come up with a plan, baby.
