“What, THIS old thing?”

La dolce vita - World Restoration Premiere: The 5th International Rome Film Festival
“What’s the big deal? I mean, I guess it’s kind of a nice color, and it’s flattering, and the waist detail is nice, but like…. I mean, there’s nothing HANGING from it. How can you like it? It’s barely a dress. THIS is a dress:

Little White Lies - Premiere: The 5th International Rome Film Festival

“Wait wait WAIT, I know what you’re going to say: ‘Oh, Eva, it’s crazy. Oh, Eva, don’t forget to brush your skirt before bed! Oh, Eva, you look like a car wash whose brushes were spun by spiders!’ But COME ON, people! There’s sparkles! There’s tassels! There’s bandages! There’s an arm sash wrapping its gossamer tentacles around my upper arm! You’re confused, you’re appalled, you can’t decide if you want to hug me or arrest me for mutilating sixty-four violin bows by turning them into a skirt! THIS IS A DRESS!”