This is another one of those befuddling scroll-middle things that deafly the clean laws of Internet drama. Her head is good, and if you can get past the middle, her shoes are interesting.

But I’m getting too stuck on the bodice to pay them much heed. I keep thinking I’m looking at a really lazy screen grab from Tron. The collar is way oversized and the metallics are fighting. And yet it might not be hideous, or at least, not the worst thing Miu Miu has ever made. Is it? Or is it?

Let’s see it with a coat tossed over its shoulders (and I typed “cope” originally, as if that’s what you call a coat someone is pretending is a cape):

Lea Seydoux miu mii show paris fashion week

Sigh. As much as I hate the “I’m wearing my coat BUT NOT REALLY” thing, she looks pretty damn posh. Like a still from Tron if it were remade by Woody Allen as a French period piece. Get me Vincent Cassel, Gerard Depardieu, and some Binoche.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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