My suspicion is that this might be more of an UnFug:
Because for me, she’s WORKING THIS from the waist up, and, from the waist down, basically everything is plodding along decently until we get to the shoes, and then it’s just a giant CLONK. And I’m saying that even with the knowledge that she may very well be wearing a table runner. A priceless table runner, but still.
What do you think?