I want to start with the important thing. Gwen’s shoes:

At first I thought they were AWFUL, but now I might have changed my mind, and I could possibly think they are amazing. Has the heat gotten to me?

It may help you to see the rest of her ensemble:


Oh, Gwen.  Honestly, only you could wear capri jeans, shoes that are essentially fringes in a straitjacket, and a slouchy tank, with a top knot, and make it look cool. I’d look like Laundry Day meets the Barney’s Warehouse Sale shoe section, AKA the place where I buy crazy, possibly hideous, very expensive shoes just because they are on sale and I got to them before some stranger did. (I have Barney’s Warehouse Competition Syndrome. I keep forgetting it’s not some kind of Hunger Games.)

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