Well, listen. Many celebs are on a yacht right now. And that is why we are talking about Elsa Pataky — no offense, Elsa. I am sure you are picking up what I am putting down.
And here’s the thing. I can’t decide if this dress (which, honestly, I think I like better on her than I do on the model) is:
a) a dressed up negligee;
b) a dressed DOWN bridesmaid’s dress, or;
c) something one of the more elegant Housewives might wear to Elopement #3 Or Above.
Which makes it very hard to know how, accordingly, to finish this post.