I don’t know. My brain isn’t that offended by this…
… but Fiery Hand of Ouchy Fire is feeling super cranky right now, as if I just cupped the sun, and so THAT makes me want to crab about the pants. Do they seem a little dowdy to you? If you are going to wear velvet pants, they had better be the hippest, most precise, coolest tailoring imaginable or else you end up looking like a model in a dying, outmoded catalog.
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