Well, this is a true conundrum.

On the plus side, it has a cape. On the minus side, the front is that sheer/netted look of which I am so deeply, deeply tired. But, cape. But: blah. What do I do? The answer, obviously, is to borrow from Eddie Izzard, and then make you decide.

Cape or Death?

  • Cape! (56%, 2,934 Votes)
  • Death. (44%, 2,338 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,272

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And in case you want to think for a bit before you vote, here’s a distraction:

This is what I WISH I would look like at Fashion Week come Thursday, but will instead look the EXACT OPPOSITE — like some kind of frizzy, sad peasant.

[Photos: Getty]