I’m pretty sure I think this is hideous — this IS the Rodarte collection wherein I cracked that algae and fishing netting were so hot for fall — but her head looks good and I like her shoes and I honestly thought this would be way more heinous when actually deployed on a red carpet, and now I’ve started feeling confused. Maybe it’s NOT actually terrible? Maybe it’s interesting? Maybe I have been transported to opposite land, to Bizarro World, where I am Bizarro Jessica and I write with my right hand and love Rodarte and actually know the eights times tables (I somehow never learned past the sixes) and am devoted to raw foodism and Tevas. You better tell me how to feel, Fug Nation. And then perhaps hold me. I’m scared.
[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]