First of all:  J.Crew is having a truly huge-ball 70% off final sale situation right now, just so you know. Second: a LOT of the items I’m including down in the Widget of Waistlessness are on sale, so might actually be cheaper than the price shown — click though if something appeals. On Instagram the other day, Jess Keys said that everything she is wearing currently is “shaped like a pillowcase” and truly that spoke to me. SAME HERE.

FYI: GFY always uses affiliate links where available, which means we get a tiny bonus if you get yourself something new. I can assure you that all items were personally chosen by me while I sat around drinking margaritas and watching Big Brother.