I mean… she DOES know winning Fug Madness isn’t a COMPLIMENT, right? Why is she being so relentless? It will be impossible to resist seeding this person next March. I am not that strong in the face of her rampant fuggery. Nonsense like this must be shared and yawped over in the most gutteral tones. Can’t you leave us alone, Kardashian? Can’t you leave Fug Madness to people who do not drive us to ACTUAL madness? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING? Can’t you just STAY INSIDE for six months or just, like, shop at Banana Republic for a little while? I BEG OF YOU.

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