a) Does Sharon’s head look vaguely like Sophie Wessex here? (Or, I suppose the real question should be, “Has Sophie Wessex secretly resembled Sharon Stone this whole time?”)

b) PLEASE ENJOY THIS, because it is A HOOT. It’s like one of Michelle Williams’s leotards fromĀ Fosse/Verdon and Liesl’s “Sixteen Going on Seventeen” dress fromĀ The Sound of Music got caught up in some kind of melding spell performed by a very inexperienced witch who saw the outcome and desperately regretted not actually reading the directions.