Ah, yes, just another mildly breezy Los Angeles day in May, the perfect opportunity to wear this.
Now, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Oh, Heather, why on Earth is she wearing a heavy sweater at this time of year in California? Does that not seem FISHY to you?” Well, sweet reader, that’s because it’s not just a sweater.
It’s a sweater-PONCHO. Which means it’s practically a dress! You’ve done it again, Jessica Simpson, billionaire fashion mogul!* Bare legs and sweaty necks for all!
* True. No, seriously. THIS IS TRUE. Be on the lookout for insect plagues.