I must confess something: I have not yet watched ALL of the skating, because my DVR decided the complete experience of pairs and ice dancing wasn’t something I needed in my life. Betrayal. I decided it would be better to bring you my snap, unfounded JUDGEMENTS on all the winners (and a handful of other ladies) more quickly than it was to be measured and knowledgeable and extremely late, after tracking down the bits I missed. As ever, Skating Fug Nation, give us the REAL dish in the comments, and fill me in on what I missed. How do you think Team USA is going to stand up to world competition?

[Photos: Getty and me]