Am I glad she didn’t wear the boots they showed this with on the runway? For sure. Do I also want to walk up to her and give her some kind of amateur chiropractic adjustment? I do. Do I then want to start to ask her what happened to her hair before remembering that it’s apparently HOT AS A BROILER in New York right now, judging from the sweat I’ve seen pouring off everyone at the US Open, and that the answer is definitely, “climate change”? Yep.