Every time I look at this photo — from before a May 1976 Aerosmith concert at Madison Square Garden — my eyes want to see a person with four legs, or perhaps tentacles, like the guy who played Squidward in the Spongebob musical. The whole pose creates the trippiest effect and I completely lose all sense of what his proportions are. He’s just an exuberantly banged feline pretzel, and if you told me his scarves/tails here were actually a built-in kickstand, I’d buy it. I wish he’d made a yoga DVD before going out on stage.

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