I just don’t know:

I like the bodice, but the rest of it is just confusing to me. It’s like a mini-mullet, and it weirdly makes her look like her feet are emerging from a place where they couldn’t possibly be connected to the rest of her body. Is this the sort of thing that happens on Fringe? (I know: I couldn’t watch it because it conflicted with some other stuff and now I feel like I’ll never be able to follow it, even though Pacey.) Personally, I think I’d fix this by making the opening in the front more of a demure slit, and less of a theatrical curtain — I think that would fix the wonky proportionality we’ve got going on there (Wonky Proportionality is also the name of my band. We do a lot of experimental jazz.). What would you to do Unfug this? If you even think it needs unfugging, of course. I don’t know your life.